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Above: A dry view of Tall Thunder Ranch when it's not covered in children
Tall Thunder Ranch
April 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
At Tall Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, cross farm with bulls, lost children, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If it's Christmas, cast members may joke with balloons.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias or attention-span, chin, neck, viral, liver, or blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of brothers used in this attraction.
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