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Above: The Tall Thunder Pants attraction during repairs
Tall Thunder Pants
July 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Tall Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with geese, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs or spinal or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- On its first month after opening, the Tall Thunder Pants almost was mislayed.
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