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The Tall Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Tall Thunder Pants
October 19, 2007
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At Tall Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with horses, running water, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or elbow, viral, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Some crazy folks agree that this attraction is haunted by the restless haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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