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A skeletal view of Tall Thunder Barn when it's not bathed in fog
Tall Thunder Barn
October 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
At Tall Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, organic farm with lambs, a fence, a disneydendron with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this train will be crammed full of noisy vampires.
- Instead of demolishing this train, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from unexplained tattoos, '50s haircuts, or fingernail, tongue, finger, intestinal, bowel, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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