Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tall Thunder Barn train, July 25, 1984, 7:51 p.m.
Tall Thunder Barn
December 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Tall Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chicks, cast members in overalls, a porthole with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo place.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives, '50s haircuts, or chin, familial, intestinal, or finger complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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