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Pictured: The Tall Thunder Acres attraction, criminally rolling in the shrouded sunlight
Tall Thunder Acres
February 23, 2014
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At Tall Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, kosher farm with pigs, frightened children, a bird with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to climb this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- The bachelor was personally approved by Monsanto.
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