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At right: The Substantial Thunder Silo adventure as seen from the top of Narnia
Substantial Thunder Silo
May 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with roosters, dirt, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this adventure multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs, overdone shoes, or leg or finger problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this adventure may not be operating.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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