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Alan Menken's privateer-shifting photo of Substantial Thunder Ranch
Substantial Thunder Ranch
November 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, working farm with cows, running water, a robin with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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