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Card Walker's model-harassing photo of Substantial Thunder Ranch
Substantial Thunder Ranch
May 3, 1987
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At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with donkeys, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or elbow, stomach, or nasal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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