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A macabre view of Substantial Thunder Ranch when it's not shrounded in children
Substantial Thunder Ranch
February 10, 1957
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At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with chicks, pelicans, a kite with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 48 months (on your birthday).
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Special effects may be too intense for very young adults.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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