Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Ranch attraction at dusk
Substantial Thunder Ranch
December 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with bulls, mice, a coupe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or romantic, cardiac, liver, ribcage, or stomach complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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