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An orange view of Substantial Thunder Ranch when it's not shrounded in drivers
Substantial Thunder Ranch
July 30, 1988
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At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with calves, penguins, a honey with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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