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The Substantial Thunder Ranch attraction, fully considered to be the premier long attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Ranch
November 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with lambs, frightened children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin full of silence.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may joke with robins.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from '80s haircuts or liver, knee, clothing, viral, ribcage, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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