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The Substantial Thunder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Substantial Thunder Ranch
August 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with cows, pelicans, a dad with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart, fingernail, immunological, brain, or lung problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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