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The Substantial Thunder Ranch attraction, abominably talking in the fading sunlight
Substantial Thunder Ranch
November 20, 1999
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At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with pigs, straw, a piano with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by lost tourists.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Paul Pressler was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
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