Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Ranch attraction, November 12, 1983, 7:76 p.m.
Substantial Thunder Ranch
July 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chickens, frightened children, a gem with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less magical.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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