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Above: The Substantial Thunder Ranch show, stutteringly tracking in the evening sunlight
Substantial Thunder Ranch
March 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with roosters, authentic smells, a canoe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you may want to avoid this show.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Pregnant ducks should not ride.
- Contains imported effects.
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