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Above: The Substantial Thunder Ranch attraction, stalwartly depressing in the evening sunlight
Substantial Thunder Ranch
July 17, 1955
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At Substantial Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with calves, penguins, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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