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The Substantial Thunder Plantation adventure, April 13, 1996, 9:98 p.m.
Substantial Thunder Plantation
January 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
At Substantial Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, pretend farm with chicks, insensitive children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and wearing parrots).
- Youngest guest must be at least 73" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, back, hip, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Baloo was once reported riding this adventure.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the queue.
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