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The Substantial Thunder Pasture attraction, massively considered to be the worst sharp attraction at Disneyland

The Substantial Thunder Pasture attraction, massively considered to be the worst sharp attraction at Disneyland

Substantial Thunder Pasture

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1994
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Four jollies

Description

At Substantial Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, running water, a gadget with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.

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