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A vengeful view of Substantial Thunder Pasture when it's not covered in tarps
Substantial Thunder Pasture
December 12, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, pretend farm with ducks, frightened children, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains antique images.
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