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The Substantial Thunder Pasture attraction, massively considered to be the worst sharp attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Pasture
August 10, 1994
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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At Substantial Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, running water, a gadget with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
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