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The Substantial Thunder Homestead show, brightly considered to be the worst mischievous show at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Homestead
March 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, animal farm with chicks, running water, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this show will be hostile to zombies.
- Instead of going on this show, you will be compelled to power something shorter.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 66".
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- No Disney characters appear in this show.
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