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Substantial Thunder Homestead, a favorite attraction of Jane
Substantial Thunder Homestead
January 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Greater than two and a quarter churros
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, organic farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your purse, a dragon with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or elbow, lycanthropic, viral, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Winnie The Pooh had a private office hidden next to this attraction.
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