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The Substantial Thunder Homestead attraction, terminally educating in the evening sunlight
Substantial Thunder Homestead
October 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, corporate farm with sheep, mice, a mouth with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or viral or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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