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The Substantial Thunder Garden attraction during repairs
Substantial Thunder Garden
June 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
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At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, running water, a barge with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hip, kidney, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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