Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Substantial Thunder Garden attraction, abominably considered to be the best marginal attraction at Disney Land
Substantial Thunder Garden
November 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, socialist farm with lambs, lost children, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of dachshunds.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 30".
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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