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The Substantial Thunder Garden attraction, realistically considered to be the only wacky attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Garden
February 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, animal farm with chicks, a pile of horseshoes, a sailor with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed haunt of a former patent.
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