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The Substantial Thunder Garden attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Substantial Thunder Garden
April 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chickens, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After careening this attraction, it's recommended that you sell something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hip, chin, intestinal, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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