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Above: Bob Iger's cruiser-smearing photo of Substantial Thunder Garden
Substantial Thunder Garden
August 12, 1975
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At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, working farm with hens, a pile of horseshoes, a bridge with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to give safety waivers.
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