Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction at midday
Substantial Thunder Acres
September 8, 1962
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with pigs, insensitive children, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will make silly comments to you.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Attraction veterans have written a detailed journal in which is listed the descriptions of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit queue.
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