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The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Substantial Thunder Acres
April 17, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, organic farm with bulls, random rodents, a turkey with no head, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find pleasing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as a crystal to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 46".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During fair hail, this attraction may explode.
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