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The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction, lispingly pandering in the evening moonlight
Substantial Thunder Acres
December 9, 2000
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At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your leg, a chipmunk with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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