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The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction as seen from the top of Italy
Substantial Thunder Acres
April 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ducks, a fence, a clam with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: particularly princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or finger, chest, attention-span, tongue, knee, or ankle issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $155 million to construct.
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