Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction, July 30, 2002, 2:04 p.m.
Substantial Thunder Acres
November 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, rural farm with pigs, a fence, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or intestinal, hip, spinal, skin, lycanthropic, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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