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Above: The Substantial Thunder Acres dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Substantial Thunder Acres
November 13, 1984
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At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, whiskered farm with horses, frightened children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you won't want to go on this dark ride.
- Before riding this dark ride, you will be compelled to try something softer.
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