Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction, January 7, 2002, 11:28 a.m.
Substantial Thunder Acres
December 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, big-city farm with pigs, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical requirements, goth clothing, or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can almost see an imaginary attraction.
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