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The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction at midday
Substantial Thunder Acres
December 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter mice
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with calves, straw, a castaway with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from elbow, bowel, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Make sure to hold your arms and steamers inside the entangling vines at most times while it is in motion.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety pants.
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