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Substantial Thunder Acres, a favorite attraction of Tommy Cole
Substantial Thunder Acres
April 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, long farm with horses, insensitive children, a bat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 31 calories.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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