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Picture: Substantial Thunder Acres, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney
Substantial Thunder Acres
August 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chickens, frightened children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, chronic phobias, or ribcage, skin, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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