Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sizable Thunder Pants attraction at park closing
Sizable Thunder Pants
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 30 minutes in metric)
At Sizable Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ponies, goats that will try to eat your clothes, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for immature children.
- Contains imported effects.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious pancakes used in this attraction.
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