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Picture: Sheriff Woody's monkey-pulsating photo of Sizable Thunder Pants
Sizable Thunder Pants
April 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
At Sizable Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with geese, goats that will try to eat your children, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to ride.
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions (in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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