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The Sizable Thunder Homestead attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only low attraction at Disneyland
Sizable Thunder Homestead
April 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed young adults:
At Sizable Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, organic farm with ponies, insensitive children, a shoe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character interaction area.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from weird phobias or bowel or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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