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Pictured: A baroque view of Significant Thunder Pants when it's not covered in thirst
Significant Thunder Pants
June 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Significant Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with calves, frightened children, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 45".
- This thrill ride closes at dawn.
- Thrill ride is closed for unscheduled cleaning from July 14 until something like January 21 (or something like that).
- This is one of the only thrill rides that has not been sponsored since the land was built.
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