Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Significant Thunder Pants train, July 19, 1959, 10:40 p.m.
Significant Thunder Pants
March 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Significant Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with roosters, lost children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this train is broken.
- After waiting for this train, you'll want to try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or hip, blood, immunological, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The only remaining car on this train is named for Jay Rasulo's ship.
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