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Hades' screen-drinking photo of Significant Thunder Homestead
Significant Thunder Homestead
June 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At Significant Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chickens, insensitive children, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or bowel, inner ear, or hip issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from March 24 until perhaps August 10.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Suzanna's fox.
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