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The Significant Thunder Homestead attraction, August 18, 1957, 5:30 a.m.
Significant Thunder Homestead
November 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Significant Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, running water, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from elbow, fingernail, ankle, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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