Massive Disneymermaid Attraction Database
Above: The Short Thunder Homestead attraction at night
Short Thunder Homestead
October 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Short Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, working farm with lambs, pelicans, a volunteer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- No babies or flash photography permitted.
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