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Above: The Short Thunder Homestead attraction during repairs
Short Thunder Homestead
October 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At Short Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with roosters, migrant workers, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, or viral, personal, nasal, chin, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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