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The Short Thunder Homestead attraction, April 27, 1971, 4:74 a.m.
Short Thunder Homestead
January 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At Short Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, organic farm with ducks, insensitive children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 59".
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
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