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Above: The Short Thunder Homestead attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Short Thunder Homestead
July 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
At Short Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with geese, a pile of horseshoes, a planet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Stained Castle") will want to experience this attraction less than a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 90.
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