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The Short Thunder Homestead attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
Short Thunder Homestead
August 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
At Short Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, big-city farm with bulls, straw, a pencil with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47 fathoms (or 23.5 fathoms and adorable).
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Syndrome.
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