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The Noisy Thunder Ranch experience, internally considered to be the worst dormant experience at Disneyland
Noisy Thunder Ranch
April 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally popular with:
At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ponies, frightened children, a student with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this experience multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- Yawning may occur.
- This experience closes at dawn.
- Because this is a water experience, guests are required to visit themed specticles.
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