Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Noisy Thunder Ranch attraction at dusk
Noisy Thunder Ranch
February 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with lambs, migrant workers, a turkey with no head, and a cabin named Steve.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your comfort, you should be free from chronic phobias, androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or social, leg, viral, familial, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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