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The Noisy Thunder Ranch dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Noisy Thunder Ranch
February 3, 2003
Avg. queue length:
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At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with geese, frightened children, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If you are frightened by birds, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
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