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The Noisy Thunder Ranch dark ride at a distance
Noisy Thunder Ranch
December 7, 1961
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At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with roosters, dirt, a rainbow with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this dark ride in the evening.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you'll want to experience something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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