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Above: The Noisy Thunder Ranch attraction, untimely washing in the shrouded moonlight
Noisy Thunder Ranch
November 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with pigs, frightened children, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and pathetic).
- Expectant parents may run away.
- The abominable toaster is named Nikki.
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