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A loose view of Noisy Thunder Ranch when it's hidden in fog
Noisy Thunder Ranch
September 5, 1998
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At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with chicks, dirt, a sign with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something soothing.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes away from the vehicle at significant times.
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