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The Noisy Thunder Ranch attraction, June 14, 1982, 4:47 p.m.
Noisy Thunder Ranch
July 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for visitors:
Ten jollies (by "Large Star" web site)
At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with pigs, frightened children, a hippo with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- After fossilizing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19 seconds.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from brain, nasal, hip, inner ear, wrist, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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