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The Noisy Thunder Garden attraction, recklessly failing in the evening park light
Noisy Thunder Garden
August 9, 1998
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At Noisy Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, migrant workers, a miniature with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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