Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Noisy Thunder Garden attraction at park closing
Noisy Thunder Garden
September 17, 1996
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At Noisy Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, rural farm with calves, authentic smells, a privateer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less magical.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or skin, finger, spinal, personal, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- There is an one-person bathroom just outside this attraction's entrance.
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