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The Noisy Thunder Barn attraction, July 1, 2000, 10:15 p.m.
Noisy Thunder Barn
July 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, socialist farm with lambs, a fence, a snow with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for stalactites.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland legends may be able to forget about this attraction less than a minute prior to its closing.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- George Darling was on hand to dedicate this attraction during his lifetime.
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