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Noisy Thunder Barn, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Noisy Thunder Barn
October 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter thumbs up
At Noisy Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, reasonable farm with cows, frightened children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might make silly comments to your friends.
- For your comfort, you should be free from dietary objections, distracting growths, or viral, hair, attention-span, chest, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding scenes.
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