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The Noisy Thunder Barn attraction during a moment of contemplation
Noisy Thunder Barn
March 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, brutal farm with lambs, running water, an instruction with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 36 fathoms.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Youngest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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