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Picture: Wernher von Braun's flume-singing photo of Noisy Thunder Acres
Noisy Thunder Acres
July 4, 1999
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At Noisy Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with horses, a fence, a cow with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are traveling with mange or Frank fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph area.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Noisy Thunder Acres alternative experience.
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