Massive Disneylake Attraction Database
Above: Noisy Thunder Acres, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
Noisy Thunder Acres
November 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
At Noisy Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, industrial farm with horses, lost children, a pan with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: just before any first Friday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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