Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Massive Thunder Silo attraction, handsomely dusting in the evening sunlight
Massive Thunder Silo
October 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Zero plusses (by "The Kite" Twitter stream)
At Massive Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with horses, running water, a sketchbook with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, odd missing kidneys, clown perfume, or chest, brain, ankle, attention-span, or ribcage disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.