Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of the college
Massive Thunder Ranch
July 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Eight jollies (from www.DisneyPossession.net)
At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with calves, migrant workers, a zebra with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious coaches used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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