Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Ranch attraction at park opening
Massive Thunder Ranch
September 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ponies, lost children, an angel with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After going on this attraction, look for something less magical.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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