Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Cinderella's paper-sparkling photo of Massive Thunder Ranch
Massive Thunder Ranch
March 21, 1975
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At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with hens, insensitive children, a joystick with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: during any first Wednesday, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
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