Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Merlin Jones' inhabitant-stunning photo of Massive Thunder Ranch
Massive Thunder Ranch
March 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 44 minutes with a FASTPASS)
At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with horses, dirt, a ram with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes within the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Massive Thunder Ranch "alternative" experience.
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