Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Massive Thunder Ranch, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Massive Thunder Ranch
December 1, 2000
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At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, rural farm with horses, insensitive children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may pick on you.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Figment autograph area.
- The detective in the friend room was originally a prop in the Disney film "30 Leagues With the Explorer".
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