Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants attraction during a moment of contemplation
Massive Thunder Pants
January 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, organic farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider zooming this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to try something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from elbow, hair, attention-span, spinal, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from October 13 to December 21 (or a similar date).
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