Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary
Massive Thunder Pants
March 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, rural farm with geese, frightened children, a ceiling with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent Huey meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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