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The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, magically considered to be the finest senior attraction at Disneyland

The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, magically considered to be the finest senior attraction at Disneyland

Massive Thunder Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1968
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Intended for: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with pigs, cast members in overalls, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.

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