Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants attraction at first light
Massive Thunder Pants
March 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with pigs, cast members in overalls, a privateer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Dandy Lines V.I.P.s can long for this attraction for an hour before its closing.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes away from the other guests at significant times.
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