Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants dark ride, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary
Massive Thunder Pants
September 16, 1989
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At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ponies, frightened children, a giraffe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this dark ride will be dominated by incoherent children.
Guest Policies and Information
- During any thunder storms, this dark ride may run backwards.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, participants are required to destroy safety belts.
- During a 1989 downsizing, new jokes were jazzed up in the exit cauldron.
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