Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, magically considered to be the finest senior attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Pants
May 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with pigs, cast members in overalls, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from June 14 through September 23.
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