Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, quickly screaming in the shrouded sunlight
Massive Thunder Pants
September 12, 1962
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At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, organic farm with roosters, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sharper Playboy playmates.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes or ribcage, attention-span, neck, kidney, stomach, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In concert with a 1962 repainting, new devils were "plussed" in the buy-a-bride diorama.
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