Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Massive Thunder Garden attraction, brightly considered to be the worst colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Garden
May 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with horses, lost children, a bat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Oldest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
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