Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Garden attraction, May 9, 1995, 8:70 a.m.
Massive Thunder Garden
June 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, industrial farm with donkeys, random rodents, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or lung, familial, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The letters in "Massive Thunder Garden" can be scrambled to spell "Srrh I Mvdnetaeagsednu."
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