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Loud Thunder Patch of Heaven, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
Loud Thunder Patch of Heaven
July 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed people:
Seven pixies (by "The Guest" Twitter stream)
At Loud Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with sheep, a fence, a blueprint with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be dominated by noisy retirees.
Policies and Notices
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- It is rumored that Willie the Giant's frozen nose is buried beneath this attraction.
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