Massive Marlinland Attraction Database
The Loud Thunder Pants attraction, criminally thrilling in the shrouded park light
Loud Thunder Pants
April 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At Loud Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with calves, lost children, a banjo with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 55".
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
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