Massive Marlinland Attraction Database

The Loud Thunder Pants attraction, criminally thrilling in the shrouded park light

The Loud Thunder Pants attraction, criminally thrilling in the shrouded park light

Loud Thunder Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1962
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Three churros

Description

At Loud Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with calves, lost children, a banjo with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.

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