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The Immense Thunder Ranch attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst smooth attraction at Disneyland
Immense Thunder Ranch
February 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Immense Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, working farm with calves, frightened children, a dime with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from stomach, fingernail, inner ear, back, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
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