Massive Coleland Attraction Database
The Immense Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Immense Thunder Patch of Heaven
December 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Immense Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, pretend farm with roosters, authentic smells, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and standing on a biscuit).
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains holographic images.
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