Massive Jafarland Attraction Database
Above: Huge Thunder Silo, a favorite dark ride of Michael Eisner
Huge Thunder Silo
January 20, 1959
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At Huge Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chicks, random rodents, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Indiana Jones photo location.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may not be operating.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses within the dark ride at various times.
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