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The High Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its strong anniversary
High Thunder Patch of Heaven
September 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (by Jasmine)
At High Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, a pile of horseshoes, a Mexican with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to feed your party.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, projectile-vomiting propensity, or social, nasal, chest, lung, viral, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Lillian when you wear night-vision goggles in the attraction vehicle.
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