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Above: A counterfeit view of High Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's not inundated in fog
High Thunder Patch of Heaven
October 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
At High Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, inaccurate farm with roosters, pelicans, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to participate.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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