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The High Thunder Pants attraction at midday
High Thunder Pants
August 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At High Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, white farm with chickens, dirt, a thing with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive pin traders.
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 7 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The tower of High Thunder Pants can be spotted from as far away as the cafeteria.
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