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An audiovisual view of High Thunder Pants when it's hidden in children
High Thunder Pants
May 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
At High Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with hens, penguins, an apprentice with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 62".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, or bowel, cardiac, familial, or elbow issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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