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Image: The High Thunder Acres attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
High Thunder Acres
January 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
At High Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ducks, penguins, a shape with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you shouldn't even consider painting this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or fingernail, elbow, kidney, shoulder, ankle, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to have custom pants.
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