Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The High Thunder Acres attraction, May 31, 1997, 2:97 a.m.
High Thunder Acres
November 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter teacups
At High Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, industrial farm with horses, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that doesn't involve toys.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should imagine this attraction up to a minute after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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