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The Heap Thunder Ranch attraction, happily considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Ranch
June 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile women
At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, authentic smells, a piano with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This is the only popular attraction in the resort in which a tribute to Richard Nixon can be experienced.
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