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Above: The Heap Thunder Ranch attraction, monstrously rotting in the afternoon sunlight
Heap Thunder Ranch
August 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your children, a cake with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Pilot must be at least 54" tall.
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