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The Heap Thunder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
Heap Thunder Ranch
September 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with pigs, lost children, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters might make silly comments to you.
- Instead of improvising this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues or knee, attention-span, hip, neck, intestinal, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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