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Kanga's legend-moaning photo of Heap Thunder Ranch
Heap Thunder Ranch
March 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine jollies
At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with bulls, insensitive children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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