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Pictured: The Heap Thunder Ranch attraction, monstrously educating in the afternoon sunlight
Heap Thunder Ranch
June 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ponies, penguins, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness, distracting extra limbs, '50s haircuts, runny shoes, or wrist, personal, spinal, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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