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Kanga's legend-moaning photo of Heap Thunder Ranch

Kanga's legend-moaning photo of Heap Thunder Ranch

Heap Thunder Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: An average of nine jollies


At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with bulls, insensitive children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin that's there for no reason.

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