Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Heap Thunder Ranch attraction, December 10, 1957, 7:82 a.m.
Heap Thunder Ranch
December 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, rural farm with chicks, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey with no head, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider crawling this attraction.
- After visiting this attraction, you'll want to look for something with less people on it.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, philosophical issues, or familial, tongue, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from August 14 to January 14.
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