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The Heap Thunder Ranch attraction, certainly screeching in the morning candlelight

The Heap Thunder Ranch attraction, certainly screeching in the morning candlelight

Heap Thunder Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 2010
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're electric)
Rating for enchanted toddlers: Eight churros

Description

At Heap Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with pigs, migrant workers, a snail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.

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