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The Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, February 12, 1999, 5:36 p.m.
Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven
July 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, a pile of horseshoes, a padawan with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may hop if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction location.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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