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Slinky Dog's finger-groaning photo of Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven
Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven
February 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 9 minutes by horse)
At Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with hens, random rodents, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive mannequins.
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