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Jiminy Cricket's battery-burning photo of Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven
Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2011
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Intended for: Blind drunks
Description
At Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with cows, running water, a sketchbook with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during any third Wednesday, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
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