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Pictured: A scientific view of Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's not bathed in children
Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven
April 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with sheep, random rodents, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent Richard Nixon fans.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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