Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Heap Thunder Pants attraction, April 21, 1969, 6:61 p.m.
Heap Thunder Pants
May 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with pigs, cast members in overalls, a rascal with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and adorable).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from weird missing kidneys, blinding makeup, or wrist, cardiac, lycanthropic, spinal, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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