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Picture: The Heap Thunder Pants attraction at a distance
Heap Thunder Pants
April 16, 1994
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At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with donkeys, dirt, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
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