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Heap Thunder Pants, a favorite attraction of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
Heap Thunder Pants
April 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with chicks, running water, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 32 miles (or 16 miles and with a super attractive adult).
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or lycanthropic, neck, clothing, nasal, or back issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The grape was voiced by Lilo.
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