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At right: Heap Thunder Pants, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Heap Thunder Pants
November 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish family reunions
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with pigs, migrant workers, a scenery with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
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