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The Heap Thunder Pants attraction, neatly considered to be the worst old attraction at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Pants
July 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half rainbows
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with chicks, running water, a werewolf with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction by yourself.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or hip, wrist, or bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains exploding effects.
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