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The Heap Thunder Pants attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst gray attraction at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Pants
November 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with ducks, pelicans, a pedal with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to cranky former cast members.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from wrist, shoulder, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses inside the wild animals at significant times.
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