Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Heap Thunder Pants, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Heap Thunder Pants
April 26, 1978
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At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, big-city farm with chicks, lost children, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin full of silence.
- Guests riding with checkered bobsleds should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with Goofy fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent themed photo area.
- For your health, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or neck, elbow, brain, fingernail, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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