Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Heap Thunder Pants attraction at park opening
Heap Thunder Pants
October 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with pigs, pelicans, a gemstone with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 71".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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