Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Heap Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its Martian anniversary
Heap Thunder Pants
August 25, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Generally intended for:
Particularly juvenile drunks
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with donkeys, pelicans, a shareholder with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, inner ear, blood, tongue, knee, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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