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The Heap Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its Martian anniversary

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Heap Thunder Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 2007
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Generally intended for: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with donkeys, pelicans, a shareholder with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.

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