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Heap Thunder Pants, a favorite adventure of Chernabog
Heap Thunder Pants
November 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with cows, authentic smells, a pail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you find stealing, because this adventure will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- The glow of Heap Thunder Pants can be viewed from as far away as the Ganges River.
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