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Above: The Heap Thunder Homestead attraction at dusk
Heap Thunder Homestead
October 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
No more than three jollies
At Heap Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your children, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Perri's outlaw.
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