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A technological view of Heap Thunder Homestead when it's not covered in tarps
Heap Thunder Homestead
February 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, kosher farm with donkeys, goats that will try to eat your purse, a musketeer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess harnesses.
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