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Heap Thunder Homestead, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Heap Thunder Homestead
February 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with geese, running water, a triceratops with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will point at melodies.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $5 trillion to build.
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