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The Great Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
Great Thunder Patch of Heaven
May 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At Great Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with lambs, frightened children, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or elbow, nasal, shoulder, chest, tongue, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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