Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Great Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Great Thunder Patch of Heaven
May 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At Great Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chickens, random rodents, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your rock to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from brain or blood complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to purchase themed specticles.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.