Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: A cross view of Great Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's covered in darkness
Great Thunder Patch of Heaven
April 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Never designed by:
At Great Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with geese, mice, a turkey with no head, and a cabin named Steve.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this ride in the morning.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 68.
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