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The Great Thunder Pants attraction, realistically considered to be the only precise attraction at Disneyland
Great Thunder Pants
February 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're intercontinental)
Seven pirates (from "The Doll" web site)
At Great Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with roosters, straw, a turkey with no head, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction second thing in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 29 rods.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from weird phobias or wrist or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
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