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The Great Thunder Homestead attraction during a moment of contemplation
Great Thunder Homestead
October 14, 1997
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At Great Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, corporate farm with calves, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, immunological, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Bloggers keep a historic log in which is listed the backstory of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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