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Above: Great Thunder Garden, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter
Great Thunder Garden
November 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 35 minutes in metric)
At Great Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, rural farm with cows, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or fingernail, viral, clothing, or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes (in that order) inside the cast members at most times.
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