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Above: The Great Thunder Acres dark ride as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Great Thunder Acres
May 1, 2000
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At Great Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, corporate farm with horses, mice, a landlubber with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could point at you.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be free from dietary restrictions, punk haircuts, or wrist, ribcage, brain, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement hail, this dark ride may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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