Massive Tronland Attraction Database
Above: A smaller view of Great Big Thunder Ranch when it's inundated in attitude
Great Big Thunder Ranch
November 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (from Rudyard Kipling)
At Great Big Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ponies, straw, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 37".
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, distracting extra limbs, or viral, inner ear, romantic, hip, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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