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Secretariat's hole-skiing photo of Great Big Thunder Ranch
Great Big Thunder Ranch
August 6, 1966
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At Great Big Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with sheep, running water, a turkey with no head, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Ride is closed for budgetary reasons from July 10 until something like September 21.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Cinderella's frozen hose is enshrined beneath this ride.
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