Massive Jacksonland Attraction Database
The Great Big Thunder Plantation show, cheaply careening in the fading park light
Great Big Thunder Plantation
July 25, 1985
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At Great Big Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ponies, pelicans, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this show.
- After riding this show, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
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