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The Great Big Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction at midday
Great Big Thunder Patch of Heaven
August 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
At Great Big Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chickens, straw, a piranha with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something more thrilling.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or fingernail, cardiac, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Zorro was once spotted riding this attraction.
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