Massive Disneygun Attraction Database
At right: Gigantic Thunder Ranch, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Gigantic Thunder Ranch
October 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with sheep, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, inexplicable allergies, unstopable headgear, goth clothing, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or romantic, attention-span, inner ear, wrist, or blood complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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