Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Gigantic Thunder Ranch attraction during a moment of contemplation
Gigantic Thunder Ranch
February 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight princesses
At Gigantic Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with pigs, running water, a mermaid with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of Card Walker impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or clothing, shoulder, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from May 1 to June 11.
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