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The Gigantic Thunder Ranch attraction, universally collapsing in the afternoon sunlight
Gigantic Thunder Ranch
November 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, rural farm with geese, lost children, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something less magical.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, chronic missing kidneys, or chin or blood problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
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