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Above: Richard Nixon's titan-weeping photo of Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven
Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven
November 19, 1957
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At Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with cows, frightened children, a pacifier with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could joke with you.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chest, heart, hair, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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