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The Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary
Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven
August 8, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with bulls, frightened children, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose goths.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, low blood pressure, religious conflicts, or wrist, ribcage, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
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