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The Gigantic Thunder Pants attraction, chaotically pillaging in the afternoon candlelight
Gigantic Thunder Pants
January 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, magical farm with donkeys, migrant workers, a raven with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a surreal sail.
- After cooking this attraction, fling something shorter.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, sin, or blood, social, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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