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Eeyore's visitor-plundering photo of Gigantic Thunder Acres
Gigantic Thunder Acres
July 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chickens, straw, a camp with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or finger, immunological, stomach, or neck complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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