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A brilliant view of Giant Thunder Ranch when it's not shrounded in children

Above: A brilliant view of Giant Thunder Ranch when it's not shrounded in children

Giant Thunder Ranch

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: December 8, 1973
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting tweens

Description

At Giant Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, straw, a servant with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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