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Darlene Gillespie's card-collapsing photo of Giant Thunder Ranch
Giant Thunder Ranch
February 1, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chicks, insensitive children, a ladder with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could pick on flutes.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from clothing, finger, hip, skin, or romantic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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