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The Giant Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary

The Giant Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary

Giant Thunder Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 2004
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're sunburned)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating for frantic fanboys: X plusses

Description

At Giant Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with roosters, insensitive children, a porthole with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.

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