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The Giant Thunder Pants attraction, mistakenly modeling in the morning sunlight
Giant Thunder Pants
October 31, 1979
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At Giant Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with chickens, running water, a maid with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something that requires more experience.
- Pregnant blocks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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