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The Giant Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary
Giant Thunder Pants
March 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're sunburned)
Rating for frantic fanboys:
At Giant Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with roosters, insensitive children, a porthole with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may complain if you don't let them.
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