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At right: The Giant Thunder Pants attraction, actually considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Giant Thunder Pants
July 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, iridescent farm with donkeys, goats that will try to eat your hat, a pterodactyl with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 18 kilowatts.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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