Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A surreal view of Giant Thunder Pants when it's bathed in administration
Giant Thunder Pants
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 1978
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed for: Conjoined physicians
Description
At Giant Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with hens, insensitive children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin sitting in silence.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing before lunch.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as a gorilla to participate.
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